I'm still putzing along in terms of getting anything recorded about this year's family vacation, but don't give up on me yet. I'm bound and determined to memorialize at least a few things about the trip. I absolutely must tell you about Angel's Landing, now affectionately known in our family as "the place where Mom had a full-blown panic attack." But I guess I shouldn't jump to the end of the story first.
Most of the people in our family are genetically predisposed to have a genuine fear of heights. These would be the five people who have blood ties to Mike's dad. Mike's dad is a brave, strong man who absolutely detests heights. I don't know how his other six children feel, but I do know that Mike also much prefers to have his feet firmly planted on low, level ground. (For example, it was I who painted the second story trim on our house on Freewater before we moved.) Anyway, I don't hold it against Mike because I hate tight, crowded spaces, and so we've just adjusted and accommodated for each other's phobias over the years.
So, as we set out to hike Angel's Landing one morning, we knew that Mike would certainly not be going all the way up. Adam, Matt, and Rachel also announced that such a jaunt would be completely foolish. Karen was reluctant, but I was certain that I was going to be the heroic, brave one to make it all the way to the top. No doubt about it. Just hold on to the chains, and scamper on up to the summit.
The trip up was strenuous but pleasant. Mike made everyone promise to stay close to the mountain and never venture close to the edge. This picture was staged to look as if the kids were in danger, but they certainly were not. Case in point: Mike was taking the picture. Anyway, we all felt pretty good about how we were doing. I was very impressed that my heights-averse husband and offspring were moving along so bravely.
I was very much looking forward to getting to the top and scoping out the summit part of the climb. I knew it would be kind of scary, but I also knew that there were chains to hold on to. I was still convinced that I could do it. I started to get a little nervous when we came upon this sign. It's hard to read the words, but basically, you're warned that you're taking your life into your hands if you even think about going the rest of the way up. "Hmmm," I'm thinking, "this may not be the best idea I've ever had. . . "
Much to my surprise, when we got to the start of the scary part, Karen was excited to give it a try. Her willingness strengthened my resolve, so we decided to head on up. No one else was remotely keen on the idea, and issued rather fervent "I love you's" before we headed up. So, I let Karen lead the way, and off we went. This was going to be so cool.
I have no idea how far I made it up when the fear completely took over. It felt like 5000 feet, but it was probably about 20. Oh, my word! I could just feel the mountain slipping away from me, and I KNEW I had to turn around. My heart was pounding, and I was lightheaded and near tears. Every cell of my body was begging to go back. We had to wait for a minute or two for people to pass us on the chains before we could descend, and it seemed like an ETERNITY. I'm pretty sure I've never been that scared in my life. Karen was kind, but I really think she would have made it up if she'd had someone brave enough to go with her. Andrew's done it before, but he hadn't arrived on the family vacation yet. Maybe they can go sometime in the future. I will never try it again. Period.
The trip down was less pleasant than the ascent for me because my knees were still shaking and my nerves were shot, but it was still fun. Walter's Wiggles, the famous switchbacks, seemed a little more narrow than they did on the way up. Mike wanted us all to pause so that he could take our picture. I just wanted off the steep part of the mountain. Seriously, I simply wanted to book it down.
Once we got to some less steep parts and my pulse had dropped below 200 again, I realized that we were in one of the prettiest places on earth. This was my first trip to Zion National Park, but I hope it won't be my last. The rock formations were breathtakingly beautiful, and the rivers that ran in the bottom of the canyon were picturesque as well. It was really, really pretty.
So, there you have it: I joined the amazing Young family by marriage, but one of the days I became an official Young was the day I chickened out on Angel's Landing. People tell me that the view from the top is amazing. I will take their word for it and look at pictures on the internet. . . with my husband, children, and father-in-law sitting right beside me on solid ground.